- Her: I'll bring you some food next weekend.
- me: YOU'RE MY FAVORITEST.
- Mom: You'll just follow anyone who feeds you, won't you?
- me: YUP.
Posted August 20, 2014 at 12:57pm
After a conversation with a Lyft driver in LA traffic, here’s some translated versions of lisa-statements.
- That’s fair: Your conversation topic is boring. Go away or say something more interesting.
- Not particularly: If I wasn’t this lazy, the answer would be yes.
- I’m not a big fan of that: (ie. carrots) I hate them with all the wrath of a displeased guinea pig.
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