Previous Laura: Just call me when you land in LAX.
- Lands in LAX. Calls Laura. Rings 6 times and goes to voicemail. Awkwardly navigates LAX to find flyaway ALL BY MYSELF because I’m awesome like that.
Previous Laura: Call me when you get on the flyaway to make sure you got on the right one.
- Sketchy looking bus that has some church logo on it pulls up and claims to be Westwood flyaway. No one else boards. Calls Laura. Rings 6 times and goes to voicemail. Decides to get on sketchy bus.
Previous Laura: Let me know when you’re almost at Westwood and I’ll pick you up at the bus stop.
- Calls Laura on the flyaway. Rings 6 times and goes to voicemail. Does anyone else see a pattern here?
FINALLY Laura calls me like two minutes later and is like “…Please don’t kill me” and then forgets to pick me up at the bus stop so I end up figuring out how to walk to her house via Google Maps.
We are all surprised I’m still alive.